German Beer Puns

A list of puns related to "German Beer"

My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...

We had to hold Hans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Why do Germans love beer so much?

Because it’s Ale Mania!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unityforall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,

But their sausage was the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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When my cousin Frank died, his body was cremated, and his ashes were placed in a decorative German beer tankard.

Now he's Frank in stein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I bought some German beer

He drank it very fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zmaye290
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Legal Cake

Uncle: "You know the Bavarian Purity Laws that regulate the ingredients in German beer? In Vienna they have similar laws regulating pastry." Me: "Oh really? Cake laws?" Uncle: "Actually, they call them Torte Laws."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ludwigvanbiteme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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