A Rap Scallion
Santa Claus really likes him because heβs RAPPING the PRESENT.
(That joke was 2 punny)
When you're waiting for your hip op
Dad: Donβt hurt yourself!
A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.
The Yeastie Boys
He was a real rapscallion.
On the wiki-wiki-wiki.
That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.
You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.
Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..
And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, sheβd say to Little Hop, βIf you keep on keepinβ on hoppin around all aimless, Iβm gonna turn you into a toad!β
Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.
Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frogβs patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.
And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!
And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..
βI toad you so.β
Bubble rap
A Raptor
I tell them that I did it for the culture.
Angsta Rap
Waka Flocka Seagulls.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
A rapscallion
It had one boot
it was called Run DMZ.
Bubble rap.
But I was too late, guess I snoos i lose.
They all attacked him, but he went straight for the Juggalo.
Deerly departed.
Well they made Bud wiser
The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isnβt sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, βWhy thatβs a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!β
I told her they should get the Nobel Prize.
She just stared at me blankly for 8 seconds until she said.... βcheck out is at 10β
It's a Bohemian Rap CD.
Velocirapper
Ok, but I'd rather you hop real slow. Bathroom falls account for the majority of home injuries.
Wife: You've been drinking beer. I smell it on your breath.
Husband: No, I've been eating frog legs. You're smelling the hops.
...but it's just not twerking. I hope everyone will just let this slide.
They had all sorts of bohemian Rap CDs.
Me: I wonder why it never played basketball....
Weβre called the rap scallions.
The grasshopper responds, βNorman?β
A Raptile
So you can make sure to do all the wrapping for the holidays.
They both have rap sheets.
A friend of mine broke her foot. She is wearing a boot now. Any jokes you have about broken feet or boots would be great.
Here are the ones I've been using:
-See you next fall
-I need to step up my jokes
-I heard you joined a gang...the Crip ples...
Finally got to use this classic!
Kid: "Dad, I'm gonna hop in the shower."
Me: "You should probably just stand still, it's safer."
It's going to be called "Run-DMT"
A rapscallion.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
Dad: Don't fall
