The impala was struggling to keep up with the rest of the herd.

She refused to pick up her pace because she was anti-lope.

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What animal on the Savannah runs everywhere hastily, i.e. it doesn't walk?

The anti-lope.

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Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan:

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I couldn't have done it without your support !!!

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Dad on marriage.

"I tried to sneak off with my girlfriend to get married but we got stopped by a deer. It was an anti-lope.

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