Parkour Puns

After all, it was a low bar to climb.

Peter Parkour

(credit so-ironic-ifunny)

I am a bit proud of what I achieved today. I promise that this is spontaneous to me, even though I might have heard the word somewhere else.

So my older children are up and waiting for breakfast, and they started talking about a game variety of Parkour, and the word “legendary” is being thrown around casually. So I ask them if they know what legendary means, and my son says, after a minute of thinking, that it means very amazing. I answered, “No, legendary means super famous milk.” Took them half a minute to figure out and I got the biggest groans ever!

Peter Parkour

Yes, it’s parkour the force.

Because they couldn't name him Peter Parkour.

Peter Parkour

Because he is Peter Parkour

Hi, I'm Peter the Parker.

... he would just be Peter Parkour.

Peter Parkour.

My dad said he saw someone running and jumping over benches and trash cans while he was at the golf course today. My mom responded "some kind of hardcore parkour?"

His reply "no it was par-four parkour"

/face palm

Peter parkour