I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
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︎ Aug 23 2020
While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese
They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Had a German sausage for the first time today,
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Oh man, German sausages...
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why did I stop eating German sausages?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.
It was the Absolut wurst.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My wife keeps yelling at me for only eating German sausages
I mean, what is the wurst that can happen?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I really hate German sausage.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.
They are preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Why shouldnβt you eat German sausages?
Because they are the wurst kind of sausage.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Breaking News. Total caos and panic as Germans are flooding supermarkets to buy sausages and cheese
Thatβs a wurst kase scenario
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What do you guys think of german sausages?
I think they are the wurst
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︎ Oct 17 2020
The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.
It's the Wurst-kΓ€se-scenario
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I thought I saw a German sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird.
I think Iβve taken a tern for the wurst.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
My brother said he would gift me either a short sleeved shirt or a German sausage.
I hope for the vest but expecting the wurst.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I really hope I don't get addicted to German sausage again
Those days were the Wurst.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I couldn't think of anything really new and humorous to say about my German sausage...
So I went to r/YourJokeButWurst to see if they had any advice.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Winning a German sausage eating contest is all about your mind set
You hope for the best, but prepare for the wurst
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
I received an email today from the owner of a German sausage processing plant, he said I could have it for only 1000β¬
I agreed and wired him the money. Whatβs the wurst that could happen?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
When writing in German, is the word for sausage capitalised or not?
Itβs a wurst case scenario.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Everyone says that German sausages are the best
I think theyβre the wurst
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Have you heard of that German sausage?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Anyone hear that joke about German sausages?
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I like German sausage, but its puns are the wurst.
Don't be bitter about dank puns. Danke. Bitte.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
What do you call an intergalactic German Sausage?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
"German talent show contestants puts string of sausages up her bum" .. this performance was the wurst
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Why did the German sales team get kicked out of the sausage convention?
They were the wurst people.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Germans don't like it when you put sausage and cheese on the same slice of bread.
It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Could you imagine a reality where every container you opened was filled with German sausage?
That's really the Wurst Case Scenario
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Have you ever heard that old joke about the German sausage factory?
You havenβt? Itβs such a bad joke, itβs the wurst.
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︎ Jan 09 2019
My father has forced me to eat German sausages the entire year!
It has been the wurst year ever!
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︎ Dec 30 2018
Have you ever tried german sausage?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I hate german sausages
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I'm developing a fear of German sausages
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︎ Jul 15 2020
German sausage is the wurst
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︎ Aug 06 2020
German sausages
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I hate German sausages
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︎ May 25 2020
What do Germans think of sausages?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Why are kids only like German sausages?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I hate jokes about german sausages.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I thought I saw a flying German sausage, but it turned out to be a seabird.
I took a tern for the wurst.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
I'm developing a phobia for German sausages.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
Just tried my first German sausage
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︎ Jul 12 2019
Imagine if you were a German sausage
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︎ May 05 2019
I hate jokes about German sausages..
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