Sausage puns are the wurst.
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︎ May 03 2020
Ugh. Sausage puns.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
Sausages pun
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︎ Oct 22 2018
German sausage puns are the wurst.
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︎ Sep 28 2017
I ate a sausage
Whatβs the wurst that could happen?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I hate sausages from germany
because they are the wurst
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Have you ever seen sausages hanging up in a butchers shop?
I havent. I've only seen them hanging down.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese
They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Had a German sausage for the first time today,
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Oh man, German sausages...
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why did I stop eating German sausages?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
How do you make a sausage roll
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.
It was the Absolut wurst.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My wife keeps yelling at me for only eating German sausages
I mean, what is the wurst that can happen?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I really hate German sausage.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.
They are preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
It takes guts to make a sausage.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I'm feeling horrible that I pulled into the sausage store
I took a turn for the wurst
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why shouldnβt you eat German sausages?
Because they are the wurst kind of sausage.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I asked your mom about her least favourite sausage
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why do sausage makers love migratory seabirds?
Because it takes a tern for the wurst.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Breaking News. Total caos and panic as Germans are flooding supermarkets to buy sausages and cheese
Thatβs a wurst kase scenario
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︎ Nov 06 2020
My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .
It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario
Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)
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︎ Mar 18 2020
What do you guys think of german sausages?
I think they are the wurst
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︎ Oct 17 2020
My sister's family lost their only income when his husband got fired from his job making shoes, baguettes and sausages.
He was their sole bread wiener.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Seeing Airport Security confiscate all of my smuggled sausages out of my luggage...
...Really was the Wurst Case Scenario
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︎ Nov 09 2020
The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.
It's the Wurst-kΓ€se-scenario
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Why was a sausage excluded from the dinner party?
The hot dogs and pickles agreed he was the wurst
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︎ Oct 24 2020
A seabird stole my sausage.... It was a tern for the wurst.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
I thought I saw a German sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird.
I think Iβve taken a tern for the wurst.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
My brother said he would gift me either a short sleeved shirt or a German sausage.
I hope for the vest but expecting the wurst.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I thought I just saw a flying sausage outside my window, but it was actually a migratory bird.
Looks like Iβve taken a tern for the wurst.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I really hope I don't get addicted to German sausage again
Those days were the Wurst.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
No one ever laughs at my sausage jokes.
probably because they're the wurst
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.
Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Sausage puns are the wurst.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Sausage puns are the wurst.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
I hate sausage puns. They are the wurst.
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Sausage puns
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︎ Nov 25 2017
Sausage puns are the wurst.
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︎ Apr 20 2018
Sausage puns...
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︎ Nov 28 2017
Have you ever tried german sausage?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Germany is now advising its citizens to stock up on cheese and sausages.
The Wurst KΓ€se scenario has arrived.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I hate german sausages
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I'm developing a fear of German sausages
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︎ Jul 15 2020
German sausage is the wurst
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︎ Aug 06 2020
German sausages
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︎ Sep 10 2020
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