A list of puns related to "Knackwurst"
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I bought some Knackwurst from the butcher and forgot to ask whether it is already precooked and ready to eat or if it requires cooking. Is Knackwurst usually cooked, boiled or grilled?
Followed Michael Ruhlman's recipe but added fresh garlic. I didn't follow the procedure for emulsifying, but ground the meat twice and worked it until it was pretty pasty. Finished by hot smoking. Turned out pretty well.
I'm going to make homemade knackwurst tomorrow. I will be using ruhlman's recipe and technique, but I am confused as to whether or not I need to follow the directions for emulsification: is knackwurst an emulsified sausage?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
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