I was talking to a butcher the other day who showed me a 10 pound bratwurst

So I said "A ten pound bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainAmerilard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What did the meager bratwurst say to the superior side of roast beef?

What am I - chopped liver??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bullhead20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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On a hot summer day, a woman has a hankering for a hot dog. She walks to the nearest hot dog stand and gets in line. Looking up to the front of the queue, she sees an elderly gentleman ordering a bratwurst...

He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.

Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.

As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.

A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.

When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,

β€œExcuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”

β€œIt’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. β€œI’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”

Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.

β€œYa see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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I want to open a bratwurst factory, but I might not have the capitol

I may have to do some krautfunding first

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbadxampl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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We had a potluck, I guess he could have bratwurst.. imgur.com/IjNedRZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceFitz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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Why are kids only like German sausages?

They're just the wurst .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wallysfav
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I'm sorry the hotdogs were bad

But I have bratwurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d8spereaux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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If my luggage was full of German sausages...

...that would be the wurst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2016
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PSA: Never take your dad to DeDutch.

Be courteous to the DeDutch waitstaff (and to yourself) this holiday season by leaving your dads at home before dining at DeDutch. Following is just a small sample of jokes that your dad WILL make after ordering his DeBratwurst from DeLunch menu on his DeClub card.

  • I have to go to DeWashroom.
  • When the waitress asks how the food is, the only responses will be either "DeLightful", or "DeLicious".
  • Pass DeSalt.
  • Make sure to leave a good Detip for the DeService!
  • You've got DeHollandaise sauce on your DeShirt!

The waitstaff will pretend to laugh every time. But secretly they die inside a little every time.

It's really quite DeSpicable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddSap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2013
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The butcher told me that he just made a 10 pound Bratwurst so I told him, A 10 pound Bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorRobotnik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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