Sausage puns are the wurst.
German sausage puns are the wurst.
I ate a sausage
What’s the wurst that could happen?
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese
They were preparing for a wurst käse scenario
Had a German sausage for the first time today,
Oh man, German sausages...
Why did I stop eating German sausages?
How do you make a sausage roll
I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.
It was the Absolut wurst.
My wife keeps yelling at me for only eating German sausages
I mean, what is the wurst that can happen?
I really hate German sausage.
Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.
They are preparing for a wurst käse scenario.
It takes guts to make a sausage.
I'm feeling horrible that I pulled into the sausage store
I took a turn for the wurst
Why shouldn’t you eat German sausages?
Because they are the wurst kind of sausage.
I asked your mom about her least favourite sausage
Why do sausage makers love migratory seabirds?
Because it takes a tern for the wurst.
Breaking News. Total caos and panic as Germans are flooding supermarkets to buy sausages and cheese
That’s a wurst kase scenario
My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .
It's the Wurst Käse scenario
Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)
What do you guys think of german sausages?
I think they are the wurst
My sister's family lost their only income when his husband got fired from his job making shoes, baguettes and sausages.
He was their sole bread wiener.
Seeing Airport Security confiscate all of my smuggled sausages out of my luggage...
...Really was the Wurst Case Scenario
The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.
It's the Wurst-käse-scenario
Why was a sausage excluded from the dinner party?
The hot dogs and pickles agreed he was the wurst
A seabird stole my sausage.... It was a tern for the wurst.
I thought I saw a German sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird.
I think I’ve taken a tern for the wurst.
My brother said he would gift me either a short sleeved shirt or a German sausage.
I hope for the vest but expecting the wurst.
I thought I just saw a flying sausage outside my window, but it was actually a migratory bird.
Looks like I’ve taken a tern for the wurst.
I really hope I don't get addicted to German sausage again
Those days were the Wurst.
No one ever laughs at my sausage jokes.
probably because they're the wurst
Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.
Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.
I work at Johnsonville, lost a whole pallet of sausages yesterday - luckily I have a plan...
Time for the “wurst-case scenario”. Glad I brat that to your attention? Sorry, I know these jokes are played, you gotta take sausage jokes on a casing by casing basis. Ok I’ll stop now.
Sausage puns are the wurst.
Sausage puns are the wurst.
I hate sausage puns. They are the wurst.
Sausage puns are the wurst.
Have you ever tried german sausage?
Germany is now advising its citizens to stock up on cheese and sausages.
The Wurst Käse scenario has arrived.
I'm developing a fear of German sausages
German sausage is the wurst
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