23 Hilarious The Source Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I got consent from the artist to post this here. Source in cowments.

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👤︎ u/lukub5

📅︎ Nov 23 2020

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Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?

...Just some food for thought.

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👤︎ u/EtoStui

📅︎ Dec 12 2020

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Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/

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👤︎ u/CocozuBR

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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IDENTIFIED: the original source of novel coronavirus imgur.com/AkNQTp2

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👤︎ u/l2np

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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Beyonce was just telling me the best way to source product for my new pillow-making side-hustle.

I was very surprised when she suggested punching a duck in the face. I replied - I didn't know you could get down like that.

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👤︎ u/KingKongDuck

📅︎ Nov 19 2019

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I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.

You could say my creation is a little device-seive.

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👤︎ u/hairyfacedhooman

📅︎ Nov 26 2019

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It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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👤︎ u/TheFluDisease

📅︎ May 18 2019

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All my years of training were a bonus when I got a job in the underground water source industry...

I was well prepared!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.

The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery

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👤︎ u/ibmacalicious

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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PRO TIP: The biggest myth about travel is "packing light" - don't bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.

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👤︎ u/Diok22

📅︎ Jan 25 2018

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My boyfriend revealed the source of his recent dad joke spree he's been telling me all week...

http://niceonedad.com/

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👤︎ u/Enihusky

📅︎ Feb 23 2015

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The show "Dirty Jobs" is a great source for learning about the economy

Especially when it delves into the MikeRowe-economics.

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👤︎ u/DBrownGames

📅︎ Dec 17 2018

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My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed.

For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes

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👤︎ u/MANTHEFUCKUPBRO

📅︎ Nov 22 2016

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Pure grade-A dad joke straight from the source-my dad

He texts me "what's for dinner tonight?"

I reply "I'm making falafel from scratch".

He says: "I thought it was from chickpeas not scratch".

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👤︎ u/hornwalker

📅︎ Sep 17 2017

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Do you know what the first open-source subatomic particle is?

The GNU-trino

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👤︎ u/necrotechnical

📅︎ May 31 2017

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I really respect the folks who make and source small items for movies.

Props to them.

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👤︎ u/MrSpaceCowboy

📅︎ Jan 02 2017

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What did the angry charity say to the crowd-source charity?

GoFundYourself

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👤︎ u/Snaaaaaaaaaake

📅︎ Mar 30 2016

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If Republicans try to push through a bill related to the keystone pipeline, they should call it the Gasoline Alternative Source act

Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."

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👤︎ u/notiesitdies

📅︎ Nov 05 2014

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I was talking about the sun and how it's your largest source of Vitamin-D

Dad: "You know why that one lady is always out on that street corner?"

Me: "...Why?"

Dad: "Because she wants the D."

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👤︎ u/Kanel0728

📅︎ Oct 09 2013

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"would you like to join our society against the use of puns and for the use of alternative protein sources?"

"no whey."

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👤︎ u/fatcage

📅︎ Dec 01 2016

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The biggest source of tension in my marriage...

is that me and my wife both enjoy tug-of-war

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👤︎ u/howarddog

📅︎ Jun 20 2016

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I was looking into creating a 3D model for a project - I had the body already done for me and I needed to do some R&D about the rest of it. Found this really nice source reference to help me plan a head. the-blueprints.com/bluepr…

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👤︎ u/gamesthatown

📅︎ Jun 30 2014

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I think I just found the source of my Father's Dad Jokes

http://imgur.com/GyODhpD

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👤︎ u/AvgJoe17

📅︎ Jan 31 2014

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