Top ten sources of static electricity...
Me: Someone told me that there’s a fruit that’s an excellent source of potassium.
Her: That’s bananas.
Me: Yeah, I was shocked too.
I got consent from the artist to post this here. Source in cowments.
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?
...Just some food for thought.
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Coughy filter (source: PunHub)
A man woke up to find out that he was connected to a constant source of water.
He was quite irrigated about it.
How do you know where your nearest source of electricity is?
By their current location.
Without a tallow source, I improvised quickly after remembering my grandma's recipe...
Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
Unofficial sources say....
.....that the corona virus struck because of a dyslexic order for rabbit.
Source: Meme Templates and Components (Facebook)
First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
So funny, Source- Facebook/Meme-Baaz
What is a fish's primary entertainment source?
So punny [not sure source][i did not make this]
What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
Q: What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
A: Darwin.
Q: Why?
A: It's the evolution of Unix.
Beyonce was just telling me the best way to source product for my new pillow-making side-hustle.
I was very surprised when she suggested punching a duck in the face. I replied - I didn't know you could get down like that.
I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.
You could say my creation is a little device-seive.
Aladdin banned from flying carpet racing! Sources say…
…for use of performance enhancing rugs…
When writing an essay, make sure to 'sit' your sources...
...or you'll get charged with pla-chair-ism
he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
If a country’s main source of income is through horse sales...
...does that mean it has a stable economy.
I've just discovered a new source of renewable energy.
It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Asked my friend help for a crossword. (Joke source in comments)
This post seems fishy... (source: r/jokes)
All my years of training were a bonus when I got a job in the underground water source industry...
This is from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/aiapcz/woow_photoshop_is_amazing/?utm_source=reddit-android
PRO TIP: The biggest myth about travel is "packing light" - don't bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.
Never try to find a source!
You're gonna get arrested for sorcery.
A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.
The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery
My boyfriend revealed the source of his recent dad joke spree he's been telling me all week...
The show "Dirty Jobs" is a great source for learning about the economy
Especially when it delves into the MikeRowe-economics.
I turned my friend into a water source.
He didn’t take it very well.
What light source is capable of doing everything?
I tried to write a Wikipedia entry about whales, but I didn't have enough primary sources.
If only cat eyes were a source of energy.
I could build a tapetum mobile.
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