Ee-ran away when I was a child.
It turns out they all have a toot in common
It was all COVID up
An old Irishman and his wife were walking along the seashore. He pointed out to the waves and said, “Molly, do you know why it’s called the ‘sea?’ Because when you’re out in the middle of it, it’s the only thing you can see!”
And Molly sighed, rolled her eyes, and said, “Oh, Sean...”
He's light-years ahead of the competition now.
While it's true it was invented by a restaurant owner in Worcestershire, he couldn't come up with a catchy name. Serving it to a customer, the owner asked them how they liked their dinner. The customer replied, "It was delicious! What's this here sauce?"
Personal note: this is an authentic dad joke from my dad.
I searched online but the website I went on said I had to accept its cookie policy first.
He was trying to figure out whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.
With great power comes great response ability
He said: "I don't remember much of it... It was all Greek to me."
Her: "Zevran, you're next few levels are going to Constitution..."
Me: "He needs a Bill of Rights."
Bonus: "How many amendments are you going to give him?"
My wife just received this email from her dad.
http://imgur.com/UA3kgN1
They are bass turds.
