I got into trouble at the park today - people told me to stop arranging the squirrels in order of height

I guess they were critter-sizing me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesallen1977
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height.

They didn’t like my critter sizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I was thrown out of the local park for arranging the squirrels by height...

Apparently they just can’t take a little critter-sizing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjdiver2001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Frank and the Pilot's Hat.

The last few weeks have involved my grandmas senile boyfriend moving back to his kids' house while she deals with some medical issues. His kids happen to live on a ranch, so he's helping them out with the critters while he's there. While helping him move in, my dad finds a straw hat out on the porch. So my dad tells him

"Hey Frank, I found you a pilots hat."

To which the innocently senile Frank replies "A pilots hat? What do you suppose I'd do with that?

Dad replies "When you see some shit, you pile it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShittDickk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2014
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I got kicked out of the park for lining squirrels up by height...

They said I was too critter-sizing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmellyRapscallion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height.....

They didn’t like me critter sizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/18021982
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I got thrown out of the park for measuring the squirrels

I guess they didn't want me critter sizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlakeMP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height.

They didn't like me critter sizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiskeyChugger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Squirrelly

I got thrown out of a local park for aligning squirrels in order of height. They didn't like me critter sizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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