Why did the happy-go-lucky man quit his job at the Pepsi can crushing factory?
Because it was soda pressing. π¬
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, βThis isnβt for me.β
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︎ May 08 2021
I finally quit drinking for good
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︎ May 14 2021
Why did the cyber-attacker quit his job?
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︎ Jun 04 2021
How did the smoker feel when he quit smoking?
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︎ Jun 01 2021
How F1 drivers quit?
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︎ May 31 2021
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after giving my first lesson.
Deep down, I realized it wasnβt for me.
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︎ May 19 2021
Why did the priest quit his job to become a personal trainer?
He was really into exorcising
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︎ May 20 2021
Why did the banker quit his job?
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︎ May 12 2021
I quit my job as a treadmill tester.
I just felt like I wasnβt going anywhere.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?
He was a rebel without a Claus
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︎ May 14 2021
I was a doctor once, but I had to quit.
I just didnβt have the patients to be successful.
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︎ May 07 2021
I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...
Always trying to get the symphony vote.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. Iβm glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do you call a chemist who quits his career to become a tailor?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I just quit my job at the helium factory.
I wonβt be spoken to in that tone.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why did the loan officer quit his job?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I quit, my 9 to 5
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I quit making payments on my Ford compact automobile
Now, I have completely lost my Focus.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Why did the tap dancer quit her job?
She kept falling into the sink!
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I quit being a flat earther,
because no one took me sphereiously.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why did the philosopher quit his job as a pilot?
He wanted to reach a different plane of existence
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︎ Feb 25 2021
You should quit while you're a head
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︎ Jul 05 2020
My bodybuilder friend decided to quit the gym and get into seminary school instead.
Either way, he is cross training.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Why did the Donkey quit his job?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I was asked to play the triangle in our local symphony orchestra! But I quit because . . .
It was just one ting after another.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I quit my job at the IRS.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Yup I quit cold turkey last month.
Warmed in the microwave is so much better.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
quit loafing around, i have a plane to get to
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I quit my elevator job
Had too many ups and downs
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why did the bacterial scientist quit his job?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I went to college to become a meteorologist but I quit because
too much of the grade was based on class precipitation.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Why did the window inspector quit his job?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What do you call it when all the hens in the henhouse quit on the same day?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I had to quit my job as a deep sea diver instructor.
The pressure was too much.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I've just quit my job as a treadmill tester...
I just felt like I wasn't getting anywhere.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought βThis isnβt for me.β
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I quit my job at the helium factory today.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because Iβm not big enough or strong enough
Iβve just handed in my Too weak notice.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, βThis isnβt for me.β
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I quit my job at the helium gas factory today
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I quit my job at the helium factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
I quit drinking for good!
Now I only drink for bad!
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︎ Oct 10 2020
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