A list of puns related to "Retire"
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
Exterminators
When they start spacing out
He had back issues.
He couldn't handle any more hare-racing adventures
Get a job at the tire shop.
An after thot.
It was too Boeing
Iβll call it my No Worries Atoll.
I just donβt have the patients...
..his rain comes to an end.
At the retirement party, his boss says, "You might be getting to the next stage in your life early, but you'll always be Justin, the Nick of Time."
Bob.
He didnβt want to make a spectacle.
Because Jesus saves...
Xboxer
Pat
"don't quit your day job," I said
Pat.
Cause I'd love to hear some Rock covers
"They're so optimistic, even their flag is a big plus" Good one, Dad.
My mom tried to steal a fry from my dad's plate at dinner.
Dad: Hey! I'm going to eat that!
Mom: Sorry, I didn't know. I don't want it to go to waste.
Dad: You mean you don't want it to go to MY waist!
He snickered proudly as he chomped the fried tater.
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