A list of puns related to "Retirement"
No pinchin'
Iran.
Too many repercussions
The Exterminator
It was a real Fonzi scheme.
If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
It’s called the David Lee Roth.
Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".
you could say I am out of touch
It meant very little to my retiring coworker.
We looked in every nook and granny!
He was an ex-terminator
He said, “I just...want to live in the present.”
When I retire I think I'll get a job as a waiter. I know it won't pay much but it'll put food on the table...
He kneaded the dough.
Indentured servitude.
Dad: "Hey you know that guy is considering retirement, right?"
Me: "Wait, really?"
Dad: "I'm serious, but he said he'd stick it out for another year."
One of our support staff is retiring. She's been with us for about 10 years. She is known as "squirrel", her nickname from high school.
What are some puns I can use? I plan to have several small squirrel figures holding "signs" wishing her a happy journey, but want to be creative. This will be for a small room with food, cake, coffee, and good company.
Thanks for the memories.
These days he's working on a new Internet Protocol, specifically for delivering Chinese food.
He's calling it eWok.
Twice the husband on half the income
The conversation at coffee hour turned to 3D printing.
Me: Hopefully we'll be able to 3D print pieces of meat so we don't have to have factory farms anymore.
Dad: "If we start printing the meat we'll have to eat it in megabytes."
He was very satisfied with the exasperated groaning from the rest of the table.
We call it "In Depends Dance Day."
He would always say, "When I retire, the University is going to give me a gold watch with nothing inside it."
"why, dad?"
"Because they've been givin me the works for years!"
I miss him.
Dad: " I can't take this" Me: "Why not?" Dad: looks me dead in the eyes "Because now I'm a pen shunner."
"It's pretty sharp!" was his reply.
Veterinarians say that he's in stable condition.
Because he phelp like it.
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