Payroll Puns

A list of puns related to "Payroll"

I just got a job doing payroll for the Gates and Clinton Foundations.

It's nothing special, but it pays the Bills.

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👤︎ u/getjustin
📅︎ May 03 2021
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I had $1,000 extra in my pay last month, this month I was $1,000 short. When I reported it to payroll they asked me why I didn't say anything when I got paid too much.

I told them, I'll tolerate one mistake but not two.

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👤︎ u/emu404
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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