My wife said our new toothpaste is whitening her teeth but causing her gums to recede...

I told her, "Ya win some, ya lose gums!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denali_jones
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgrl2494
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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He is no longer worried about a receding heir line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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My father shaved his head the other day because of his receding hairline

Pretty bald move if you ask me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CVSSR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My wife keeps making sarcastic comments about my receding hairline...

It's starting to wear a bit thin now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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Dad Flights Inc. is losing business

Some would say it’s a receding airline...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RosselWestbrook
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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My dad told me to come look at his "receding hairline tie".

He then showed me a necktie covered in pictures of hares in lines. http://imgur.com/d407dB2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YodaKen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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I'm 23 and was visiting my parents. I was complaining to my mom about my bad receding hairline when my dad walks in...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brad9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ?

A receding hare-line !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What do you call a rabbit that’s losing its fur?

A receding hareline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrf1202
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLama27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do you call a receding hairline?

An airline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CATsInY0urM0uTH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you call a group of rabbits that are walking away?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Me and my receding hairline?!

We go way back...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2016
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What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What do you call fifteen rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hareline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpeedingEmu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do you call a row of bunnies hopping backwards!

A receding Hareline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkiKuro14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2016
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What's the line that separates a regular joke from a dad joke?

The punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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What do you call 100 rabbits in a straight line that take a step back at the same time?

Receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pscud
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What do you call three rabbits bouncing backwards in line?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SGt_Stiff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What do you call a row of bunnies walking backwards

A receding hareline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What do you call a straight line of bunnies hopping backwards?

A receding hairline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoulOfCthulhu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

A receding airline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ijenske
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What do you call a Thomas Cook flight going backwards?

A receding airline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call it when a thousand rabbits jump backwards?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryfir891
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What do you call 100 rabbits in a line running backwards?

A receding hair line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainNinjaKid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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What do you call 100 rabbits running away in single file?

A receding hareline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What do you call 100 rabbits in a row moving backwards?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_joe
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call a group of bunnies going backwards?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastrwill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards in a single line?

A receding HARE line!

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards in a single-file fashion?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waxattacks
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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What do you call one hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hareline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Science_is_punny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards...

a receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullmiz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards together?

Receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stoll33
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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I saw a bunch of male bunnies in a row walking backwards.

I guess it was a receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aramor42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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What do you call it when a rabbit steps out of a lineup of other rabbits?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottishSwede66
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What do you get when you have 10 rabbits walking in a line backwards?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirrorify
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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What do you call a long group of rabbits jumping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicycleguy06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Just got my three rabbits to walk backwards.

Now I've got a receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
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