A list of puns related to "Murdered"
Just stay in the living room.
He found his locomotive.
It was a clean kill
The headline was βpun and ten deadβ (meant to sound like pun intended.)
Definitely not the best but it was kinda funny. He was definitely pleased with it
It was a cereal killer.
"How could you?", my wife asked.
"It's all in the execution."
A Blunt Force Korma
I guess Stockyard Syndrome is real!
He really rocked his world!
It's titled, "The Three-Body Problem"
They say he hit the nail on the head
The authorities are calling it "death by Snoo Snoo."
2,3,5, and 7 are considered to be prime suspects.
Dad: It's the Pink Panther.
Me: I don't get it.
Dad: Dead ant, dead ant...
He made up for it by giving me a replacement keyboard at least.
All I know is that he turned himself in
It was a grizzly scene.
It was a bloodbath.
There was a lot of Dead heir on that show.
A material witness
His screams could be heard a mile away.
He's a small medium at large
Dad said: "Guess you could call him a pop-cicle"
Curiosity killed the cat.
I heard he had a pretty big price toupee (wasnt sure whether to post it here or r/jokes)
..they'd be killed in the line of doody
The police ruled it a herbicide.
You muenster!
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