A list of puns related to "Exanimate"
The response last time lit up his world... You guys were incredible<3
Edit: I wanted to share this really awesome article Knotfest wrote about him. You can learn a lot about the bands recent history through this KNOTFEST Article
Edit 2: there is a little bit of merch available! You guys are incredible, I don't know which one of us this means more to lmao
Here's a YouTube link to it, but it's available everywhere today.
https://youtu.be/ckWZogF63vw
He gets excited and reads all the comments people leave to me, which fills my heart to the goddamn brim, so I hope you guys enjoy it and if so, consider leaving a comment.
I've posted his releases here before, Mosaic Warfare and Spirit Decay and they've been really well received, and I think this one will be just as liked.
I don't really understand how Spotify presaves help him, but he mentions them a lot and I guess they're important for playlists, so it would mean so much to me and to him if you guys could give his stuff a listen on YouTube or Spotify if you haven't, and presave his next release, Grey State if you like what you hear :')
This is my last ditch effort at a big birthday sort of "gift" to him, lmao. A spike in his listens would make him very happy, and that's my only goal.
Edit: I did this all on mobile so I'm sorry if it's wonky
Hello there, here are some release reminders for tomorrow.
Feel free to add more releases below!
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
And then you will all be sorry.
No it doesn't.
Now itβs syncing.
You officially hit rock bottom
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
βthank you for your cervix.β
...sails are going through the roof.
Here's his bands Instagram page
And I want to share this really awesome article the guys behind KNOTFEST wrote about the bands recent history.
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