In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
I once jumped head-first into poison ivy.
My Dr didn’t immediately treat my poison ivy reaction.
He doesn’t like to make rash decisions.
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
The ancient Romans made a lot of deadly poisons. The fourth one they created, however, just made people itchy.
I was going to use this mushroom to poison someone
What do you say if you find a person trying to poison someone with celiacs disease
I’ve caught you bread handed
Why'd the chef get poison ivy?
He needed an itch to cook from scratch.
I tried to cheat during my jog by taking a shortcut through some bushes, but I didn’t realize it was poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
I think my friend who owns the apiary got into some poison ivy or something during a hike in the woods...
Why didn’t the man die when he drank poison?
He was in the living room.
There is a clear difference between a poison dart frog and a bullfrog.
As if it wasn't obvious enough...
They're two toad-ally different things!
2 puns, 1 post. Resistol (resist all) poison. This type of hat is called a Cattleman, hence the name “The Rattleman”
After having an allergic reaction to poison ivy I decided not to get it treated...
man have I made a rash decision
My wife offered me some benadryl for my poison ivy, but I told her I'd have to think about it.
I don't want to make any rash decisions right away.
Why was Batman not attracted to Poison Ivy?
Because of her breasts-in-plants
Andy's aunt on The Andy Griffith Show got poison ivy on her arm and all she did was complain...
Why did the woman who wanted to poison her husband, cross the road?
To get to the other cyanide.
Did you guys hear about the new Oxygen-Potassium based poison?
Scientists were really worried about it at first, but then realized it was O K.
My wife asked me to spray ant poison
I didn't do it because I didn't want my uncle to feel bad.
My friend said the poison cover he put on his mattress didn't kill the bugs.
I asked if he tried this.
Dadjoked by my boss after I sprayed ant poison all around the building...
Boss: I'm gonna call this spray 'Pink Panther'.
Me: Why?
Boss: Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaaaaaaant!
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?
In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
In ancient Rome there were four different types of poison...
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...
Poison IV just made you itchy.
I took a shortcut through some bushes, but didn’t realize I was walking into poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
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