I listen to every type of music except heavy metal

Because heavy metals are toxic.

(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)

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My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.

But oops, I did it again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I have an asian friend who's constantly mad

His name is Fu Ming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danieboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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People who spam gas grenades in shooters are extremely toxic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Why did the bacterial scientist quit his job?

It had a toxic culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luke_gib11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Two beryllium atoms went on a date

It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Children on Xbox Live are so toxic!!!

Do they kiss my mother with that mouth?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaintDry-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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It’s like Queen without Freddie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Sometimes in old insulation there can be toxic chemicals.

You should avoid them asbestos you can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthElevator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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The hairdresser showed me a beautiful hair color and also warned me that the chemical is toxic.

I asked him to apply it anyways.

It's worth dyeing for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Did you know the song "Toxic" is based on people she was at school with?

Britney's peers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus

I don't work well under pressure nor do I like toxic work environment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…

But it was his dumb asphalt…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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My hips are radioactive

I have a toxic waist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Seems like a fun guy, bet he kills at parties.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awood8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Can someone tell me why they haven’t put The Hulk on advertisements?

I mean, isn’t he just a giant Banner?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Suhspence
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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I used to work out at Planet Fitness

But i found it's atmosphere to be a bit toxic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROTFLandmines
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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Telling a friend about applying for Hanford/Bechtel

I am M2F trans with 2 kids. Although I am very fem, the dad jokes still sometimes slip. Tonight, I was speaking with a friend on Facebook and this classic came out while talking about my job hunt and seeking a position with Hanford and/or Bechtel (a nuclear facility)

"Hopefully I'll get at least an interview. I hear that it's a pretty toxic environment, but if you're in, it's a big nuclear family"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierragirl78
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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