I'm reading a book where the main character has a spine injury.
What do you call a world class athlete who injuries their leg?
What do you call a ghost's injury?
What does a person who fakes injuries like to drink?
I am waiting to recover from injuries caused by a small sharp tool:
If you get hurt before you are 18, it’s just a minor injury.
Last year wasn't much fun having a broken neck injury..
.. but at least now, I can look back and laugh.
My friend wanted to hit the treadmill despite recovering from an injury.
I told him “tread lightly”.
I went to see a physiotherapist recently for a spinal injury.
He was so encouraging, he assured me that he has my back.
My friend broke his leg, so I wrote, "You're stupid " on his cast.
I was adding insult to injury
Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at my head.
It's OK though as my injuries are only super fish oil.
Where do you go for a peek-a-boo injury?
did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
he was lucky it was a soft drink
Hickory Dickory Dock; the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck 1
The others escaped with minor injuries.
Hey my first joke here is about Patella injuries
Mussel injuries are the worst.
I went to the seafood disco last week but I came back early because....
I pulled a muscle.
I just published a book on how to prevent skin injuries and minor burns.
I hurt my finger playing Minecraft
It’s okay. Just a minor injury
I pulled a muscle swinging my pickaxe.
Came up with this joke for my surgeon at the burn center.
What do you call a guy with a thermal injury to his patella?
>!Bernie!<
Why are foot injuries so serious?
... because they take so long to heel.
I broke my leg and had to go on Short Term Disability
It really confused me when HR told me it was a STD.
(This actually happened to me. HR emailed my insurance company telling them that I have a STD injury. Now I use the joke all of the time)
There will probably be a surge in weight lifting related injuries since all the gyms have closed.
Everyone will try to pick up where they left off.
Glute injuries can be a pain in the ass
Due to a spinal injury at work, my Dad had to get a neck brace.
At least now he always looks forward to see me.
What volcano has caused the most foot injuries?
Fell into a snow globe.
No injuries, but I was really shaken.
A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.
I’m only adding insult to injury by saying this...
I find that the only math I’m good at is adding insult to injury
I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
It was a twerk place injury
My Math Professor takes days off from work by faking minor injuries.
I shouldn’t have taken a class with Dr. Fibin Ouchie.
My friend barely escaped injury after falling thru a plate glass window...
I was hit by a bottle of Omega-3 capsules
Luckily, I only suffered super fish oil injuries
An old mine shaft collapsed on a bunch of workers the other day.
But it’s okay, they only suffered miner injuries.
What do you drink for a fake injury?
I am recovering from a knee injury and wife asked how my morning excercise routine went.
imgur.com/sEI4Q7b
Doctor: You have a hip injury.
Me: I knew I was always trendy.
My mate broke his leg, so I wrote "You are stupid" on his cast.
I was just adding insult to injury.
Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
I pulled a muscle while digging up gold
I pulled a muscle while I was digging for gold.
I’m just adding insult to injury by saying this but...
I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
It was a twerk place injury.
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