What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

A rash of good luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I once jumped head-first into poison ivy.

It was a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Predestinatural
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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My Dr didn’t immediately treat my poison ivy reaction.

He doesn’t like to make rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why'd the chef get poison ivy?

He needed an itch to cook from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I tried to cheat during my jog by taking a shortcut through some bushes, but I didn’t realize it was poison ivy...

That was a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I think my friend who owns the apiary got into some poison ivy or something during a hike in the woods...

He has hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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After having an allergic reaction to poison ivy I decided not to get it treated...

man have I made a rash decision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfkas10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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My wife offered me some benadryl for my poison ivy, but I told her I'd have to think about it.

I don't want to make any rash decisions right away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pseudoorbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Why was Batman not attracted to Poison Ivy?

Because of her breasts-in-plants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlemagnalpaca
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Andy's aunt on The Andy Griffith Show got poison ivy on her arm and all she did was complain...

She was Bee-itchy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?

A rash of good luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyb2383
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?

A rash of good luck! πŸ€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rivethart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I took a shortcut through some bushes, but didn’t realize I was walking into poison ivy...

That was a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.

Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnakehoundXE
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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