19 Hilarious Blood Test Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My blood test result said my blood type was type A

But it was a typo.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Mar 16 2021

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What did the horse get on his blood test

B Neigh-getive

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Nov 03 2020

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What did my doctor tell me after checking my blood test for spelling errors?

He told me it was Typo Negative

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👤︎ u/yourpaljenkins

📅︎ Nov 07 2020

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I took a blood test today

It was easy. I got A+, and I didn't even have to study!

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👤︎ u/IncompotentCyborg

📅︎ Jul 19 2020

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I had this blood test last week and didn't study

Good thing I managed to get a B+

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👤︎ u/iyxnoluwa

📅︎ Aug 13 2020

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I was terrified by the results of my blood test

But my doctor just said B positive

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👤︎ u/rmlrmlchess

📅︎ Jan 15 2020

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Blood test

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👤︎ u/Yakdehi

📅︎ Apr 30 2018

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Hospital told me my blood test results had been 'lost'

I knew I shouldn't have trusted Dr. Acula

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👤︎ u/SuperDave-1

📅︎ Jan 30 2020

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I was really scared about having my blood test taken until my brother told me to

"Be positive"

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👤︎ u/tushxr_nair

📅︎ Oct 08 2019

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So my blood test came back positive.

Turns out I’m full of the stuff.

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👤︎ u/ClockworkDoorknob

📅︎ Oct 22 2019

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Received the results back for my blood test, and I was pleased.

Top marks: A+.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007

📅︎ Nov 14 2019

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I did really well on my blood test

I got A+!

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👤︎ u/mastersword83

📅︎ May 19 2018

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A week ago I took a blood test. The doctor told me I was type A.

But it was just a Typ-o.

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👤︎ u/extracrispy01

📅︎ Apr 11 2019

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My son came up to me the other day asking for the biggest newest iPhone because all his friends had one. I turned to my wife and immediately told her I got my blood test results back I got done earlier in the week.

I turn back to my son and say “it turns out, I’m not made of money”.

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👤︎ u/Mawbster

📅︎ Dec 28 2018

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I gave a blood test..

And I scored A+ Guess I 'A'ced it..

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👤︎ u/phs_uw

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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Blood Test

I now have so much respect for all the jokes in here,

So i just became a dad on Friday to a beautiful baby girl and my story goes like this.

Today a Midwife came into the room where my wife and I were and started with a speech " Hi my name is !editingoutinfo! I was wondering if i can take a blood sample from the baby, It's voluntary, it's for statistics and it gets sent out to a lab and they test for all rare conditions, they are going to test her genes and..."

At which point i stopped her and said "we haven't got any jeans for her, everyone has been buying her pink dresses"

she gave me a pity laugh and said "ohh the dad jokes are starting already"

What is happening to me?

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👤︎ u/randazz0

📅︎ Dec 07 2014

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I think they made a mistake on my blood tests

It says Type O

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👤︎ u/alex_dlc

📅︎ Aug 12 2014

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I took a blood test yesterday.

Got an A+.

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👤︎ u/nachodotcom

📅︎ Oct 29 2019

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Went to the doctor for a blood test

A+

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👤︎ u/suckmybaconplease

📅︎ Oct 01 2019

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