My blood test result said my blood type was type A

But it was a typo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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What did the horse get on his blood test

B Neigh-getive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What did my doctor tell me after checking my blood test for spelling errors?

He told me it was Typo Negative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourpaljenkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I took a blood test today

It was easy. I got A+, and I didn't even have to study!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I had this blood test last week and didn't study

Good thing I managed to get a B+

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iyxnoluwa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I was terrified by the results of my blood test

But my doctor just said B positive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmlrmlchess
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Blood test
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yakdehi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Hospital told me my blood test results had been 'lost'

I knew I shouldn't have trusted Dr. Acula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I was really scared about having my blood test taken until my brother told me to

"Be positive"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tushxr_nair
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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So my blood test came back positive.

Turns out I’m full of the stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClockworkDoorknob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Received the results back for my blood test, and I was pleased.

Top marks: A+.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I did really well on my blood test

I got A+!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastersword83
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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A week ago I took a blood test. The doctor told me I was type A.

But it was just a Typ-o.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extracrispy01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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My son came up to me the other day asking for the biggest newest iPhone because all his friends had one. I turned to my wife and immediately told her I got my blood test results back I got done earlier in the week.

I turn back to my son and say β€œit turns out, I’m not made of money”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mawbster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I gave a blood test..

And I scored A+ Guess I 'A'ced it..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phs_uw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Blood Test

I now have so much respect for all the jokes in here,

So i just became a dad on Friday to a beautiful baby girl and my story goes like this.

Today a Midwife came into the room where my wife and I were and started with a speech " Hi my name is !editingoutinfo! I was wondering if i can take a blood sample from the baby, It's voluntary, it's for statistics and it gets sent out to a lab and they test for all rare conditions, they are going to test her genes and..."

At which point i stopped her and said "we haven't got any jeans for her, everyone has been buying her pink dresses"

she gave me a pity laugh and said "ohh the dad jokes are starting already"

What is happening to me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randazz0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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I think they made a mistake on my blood tests

It says Type O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alex_dlc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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I took a blood test yesterday.

Got an A+.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nachodotcom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Went to the doctor for a blood test

A+

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckmybaconplease
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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