The nose puns are amazing.
Your nose will never be 12 inches long
Because then it would be a foot.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
My dad had a piece of skin from his shoulder grafted to his nose today. I'm just glad he'll always have a shoulder to cry on.
I also told him "now you'll be able to put your nose up at someone and give them the cold shoulder at the same time"
He thought I was "very punny"
Does your nose run? Do your feet smell?
You must be built upside down
How do astronauts blow their nose?
Easy, it's snot rocket science.
Where do they manufacture noses?
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
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Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
What should you do if your nose goes on strike?
What do you call an elephant with a stuffy nose?
My nose should join the olympics
It' really good at running
How do you call someone with no body and no nose?
My toddler keeps sticking that baby booger sucker in her nose...
She's got great aspirations.
No, really...
Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.
I still have to wear my underwear.
Why was the nose lying in the gutter?
A cabbage, a tomato, and a nose were having a race.
The cabbage was ahead, the nose was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Kid shows me his Red Nose Robin
Kid: Look Dad it's Robin!
Me: What's he robbing 🤨
Kid: facepalm 🤣
If I never learned to blow my nose…
My mother would have put the "stern" in sternutation.
Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
He was having problems with his sin(x)s
My nose is so oily
America had invaded it to "spread democracy " twice.
If your nose bleeds easily then don't pick your nose
Or i'll catch you red-handed
I'm making a new documentary about hay-fever, called 'My Nose.'
My Nose will be streaming soon.
Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?
He’s the one who can’t stop on time.
I'm always confused when I hear people say they pick their nose
My Dad’s sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose
Have you ever thought about what the world would be like without noses?
Nobody nose.
Also my boyfriend came up with this and I feel like this is so good I need to go take a pregnancy test to see if he’s about to be a dad.
Severed Human Nose Found
I live across from a lake and some fisherman found a severed human nose. The detective on the case asked if I know who it belongs to. I replied, "no body nose."
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?
Cuz then it would be a foot
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it will be a foot :)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can your nose not be 12 inches?
Cause then it would be a foot
What do you get when you pick a pigs nose 🐽?
Ham boogers.
I know. I know...
Snot funny
How do you call someone with no body and a nose
Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
Cuz then it would be a foot.
If your nose runs, and your feet smell
You were built upside down.
You’re welcome.
What do you call a nose with no body?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Did you know your nose can't be longer than 12 inches ?
Otherwise it will be a foot.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why can't you have a 12 inch nose?
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
A man has no body and no nose. Who is he?
What do you call the nose on a bust?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ??
Because then it would be a foot
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