So whilst I was refreshing the spoiler list I realized that, many years ago, my aunt invited me to spend a week in her house, for vacation. Now, I was very little at the time and as an autistic kid, loud noises were very scary, and the fan on the upstairs bathroom was particularly frightening, so I was afraid to go to the bathroom. At my limit, I went to call my aunt to come turn off the fan, as I was too little to reach the chord. So I move to the stairs, at which point I see that my mom has come to pick me up, I get very happy and instantly piss my pants. I then try to run down the stairs and slip on my piss, going face first into the fireplace and breaking my nose, hence Schnozzle Lands.
This anecdote will likely be very relatable, and I'm confident the name will soon catch on, you can now praise me.
I think it explains itself.
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You had to end your stream yesterday because of connectivity issues and then I couldnβt find you again. I loved watching you feed the wild parrots on your balcony, and I wanted to thank you for sticking up for Scar-Schnozzle! Big Red and the others were such bullies.
I hope I can catch your stream again soon! π¦
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I've tried regimens where I've been washing it with mineral oil, have applied stridex pads, used BHA face wash AHA face wash, have used face masks, and nothing seems to make it respond in anyway except get more messy.
Should I look into laser treatment? If so, what kind?
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
