Your nose looks like it's Roman.

It's roamin' all over your face.

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👤︎ u/Stinkyboot
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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Dad got me today after soccer

Playing a soccer game and I got kicked in the face and broke my nose. Come out to the sidelines and get it fixed. Queue dad joke in the form of: Dad: Hey son you have a Roman nose now. Me: wut? Dad: It's Roman all over your face!

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📅︎ Dec 20 2014
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Grandad Humor

Grandpa: You have a beautiful Roman nose.
Mom: Thanks?
Grandpa: It's Roman (roaming) all over your face!

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📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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