My wife said she has an irrational fear of revolving doors.

I told her she’ll come around, eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.

It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
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Irrational fear

I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderJrack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I have an irrational fear of being in a small room, packed with Germans.

I told my doctor and he said I have Klaustrophobia.

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I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesabermaniac
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I used to have an irrational fear of eggs. . .

...but I beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendaryLordy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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I used to have an irrational fear of obstacles...

...but I finally got over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Girl, are you √2?

Cuz, you so irrational!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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β€œI am irrationally terrified of letters,” my patient told me.

β€œAre you?” I asked. My patent screamed. β€œOhh, I see,” I said. He screamed even louder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aleccV
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I used to get irrationally angry at ice cubes and throw them onto the floor.

But now that's all just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arbitrary_Bastion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Days are numbered
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Its pretty irrational for me to put this here...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emojimaker54
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.

I just find them disc-inserting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Irrational
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Owenps1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline is a parent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I have an irrational fear of empty spaces

Nothing scares me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopeliusJones
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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English puns make me feel numb

But math puns make me feel number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OoRicky92oO
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Are you a surd cos you're irrational
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jusmune_
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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My son recently came out as pi...

I don’t get it... I didn’t raise him to be so irrational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob9132
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call an irrational fear of Vietnamese noodles?

A Phởbia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chamberlyne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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What do you call an irrational snake?

A Ο€thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simonemarkham
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps.

But don't worry, I'm slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I’ve this irrational fear of crowds and I just walked into a room crammed with married people.

Thankfully there isn’t a single person in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do you call an older irrational number who goes to the same school as you?

senΟ€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2016
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What do you call a 3.14m long snake?

A Ο€thon

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Why are so many people afraid of math?

Because it’s irrational

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WackoJ3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Neverending irrational PI puns, count me out!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkkoh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I fear the product of the sum will be irrational
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adityakr082
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I have a lot of irrational fears...

But the thought of being in front of a camera makes me shutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vyktus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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My mathematician friend wants to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.

I said, β€œThat’s irrational.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Irrational Sailor imgur.com/D3lXEiN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikiekwoods
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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Some people have an irrational fear of bunches of grapes.

Guess they've got clusterphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunnrhildr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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I made a joke about Pi day being an irrational holiday, and then my dad followed up with this joke;

It was suggested that I make a carrot cake today rather than a pie, but I only have a square pan. I just know that a square root cake would never work on Pi day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blue_effect
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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Always talking!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameAinsley
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I have an irrational fear of corners.

I can’t see any way of getting around it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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My school going son throws a tantrum everytime I bring up maths and numbers in ordinary conversations

Well, what can i say, kids his age are irrational

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orschinparjin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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A movie with a 3.14 rating is a pirated movie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghegi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What’s an opinion without 3.14?

An onion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blimpymcblimpface
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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I've always had an irrational fear of stairs, but I'm taking steps to avoid it.
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I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.

I just find them disc-inserting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I've recently developed an irrational fear of elevators.

I am now taking steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FineAvarice
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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I have an irrational love of this day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/underwear11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IveyRoney
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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