Carpenters are very superstitious. How so, you ask?

They're always knocking on wood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SusheeMonster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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I’m not superstitious

But I am a little stitious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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For those of you who were superstitious yesterday, today should be worse...

It's Pi day the 14th, expect irrational fear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betterthanfire
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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As part of my superstitious nature, I only insult buildings made of lumber.

I constantly knock on wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaudiocomplex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I’m trying not be so superstitious

My goal is to just be stitious by the end of summer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jboxisitis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I’m not superstitious...

It’s bad luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bentup85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Having thrown some spilled salt over his shoulder he says "I'm not superstitious but
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerrylovesbacon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2013
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I'm not superstitious...

...but I never walk under black cats.

Something my dad says every Friday the 13th :)

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A man was walking along a stream..

... when he noticed that every shoot growing put of the ground was a four leaf shamrock. There were millions of them, spread out along both banks.

Being superstitious, the man assumed the place must be somehow imbued with an extraordinary amount of luck.

He sought out the owner of the land, and promptly bought it, spending everything he had to do so.

His plan was to build a small house at the site and thereby ensure he would be surrounded by good fortune for the rest of his life.

Sadly, while lifting smooth river stones to create the foundation of his dream home, he slipped on some mud, hit his head on a stone, was knocked unconscious, tumbled into the water, and drowned.

This conclusively proved to the townsfolk, that the location was not lucky at all.

The moral of this story?

Don't judge a brook by it's clover.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Don’t be superstitious.

It’s bad luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuaggaSwagger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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