A list of puns related to "Picky"
They'll never date anyone under 7 feet.
She has A type
My middle child, who loves rice, declined the yellow rice we offered him because apparently he only likes one type of rice.
Without missing a beat my daughter (11 y/o) exclaimed, "stop being rice-ist."
My job is done, clearly there is no more I can teach her.
"This tree isn't of great koalaty"
Credit to u/poopellar
but she really hates when I use the wrong one.
They only accept cashew's checks.
Guess you could say they're artis-anal.
I was at my in laws yesterday and I had an epic comeback.
MIL: I'm having pizza for dinner.
Me: Yeah and you'll get a pizza that tastes like a pizza. (She said she likes her pizza to taste like a pizza none of that BBQ chicken pizza stuff)
MIL: Ok. Coming from Mr Picky who didn't eat anything before he came into my family.
Me: The only thing I came into was your daughter.
To add to it all my wife is pregnant.
...so a 'salad' for me consists of purely lettuce, and nothing else. Whenever I eat it in my school's dining hall, I get funny looks from my friends. Thankfully, my dad taught me this one to help.
So, I tell my friends that my salad is a 'Honeymoon Salad'. When they ask what that is, I respond 'Lettuce Alone'.
He’s no longer a picky eater.
They're so picky!
Ciabatta.
You know, like the song.
"Ciabatta watch out. Ciabatta not cry...."
Just tell them because they're the picky one.
knit-picky
To preface, we work at a coffee shop. A somewhat picky customer comes up and orders a 16 ounce chai tea latte, with soy milk. My coworker tells me all of this, and that the customer would like the drink at exactly 140°F. I make the drink, and call it out to be picked up: "16 ounce soy milk chai!"
My coworker comes over and says, "Hopefully she likes it, I've had to remake her drink a couple times before." I replied with:
"Well I certainly chai-ed soy hard when I made it."
Eye rolling and groans all around while I grinned ear to ear.
I was walking around Wal-Mart with my girlfriends parents and brother, and her mom and I were talking about certain brands of toilet paper.
Him: Do you know what they call people who are picky about their toilet paper? ... anal!
His wife groaned and walked away, I laughed, high fived him and continued walking and talking with him.
She's a picky eater.
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