What did Beethoven do when he got bad criticism?

He turned a deaf ear to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zetafunction64
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...

They appreciate feedback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I saw the headline β€œTrump Attacks WHO chief Over Criticisms of U.S. Approach to Coronavirus” and thought...

What the hell did Pete Townshend do?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreyBien875
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What do you call a boat that doesn't allow criticism?

A censor-ship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cat_Poker5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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All of this criticism and backlash over Eminem's recent verses and punchlines is just the collective groan expected when the greatest rapper of all time starts making epic dad jokes.

FINAL FORM! DAD'S UNITE! OUR TIME HAS COME!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DINC44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I hope this won't meat any criticism.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyboth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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What sort of nuts get a lot of criticism?

Roasted ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Any criticism you can make about Teflon will never stick.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisRuptive1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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After all the hand-wringing, criticism and 24-hour coverage, Anthony Scaramucci ended up only holding his new job in the White House for a single week...

...It was Mooch ado about nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afeastforgeorge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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I started a literary criticism group at the local prison

It's called "Prose and Cons"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desleaunoi
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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I was critical of my cardiologist

I didn't know he would take it to heart

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THIS JUST IN: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $100,000 in large bills.

No change is expected

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junerlegion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.

That way you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mighty_Platypus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What does a critic say at a funeral?

Good mourning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Igotsadog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saiyyanwarrior
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Never criticize your wife’s judgements,

Remember who she married?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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While I was gardening a potato was watching me and criticizing my every move. He thought he was big stuff.

But I think he was just a commontater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheezeturds
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.

So I packed my bags and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small

It took us a while to work out a proper resolution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faisalz8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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what do you called a website that talked about reading, and also criticized a lot.

i reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whytheremate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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A critical decision.
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Swedish inventors have created cyborgs which are hard to distinguish from real humans.

Critics are concerned about the use of artificial Swedeners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What do you call an insane critic?

Judgemental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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The police called me to tell me my wife was in hospital and that she was critical !

What is she complaining about now I said

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What did book critics think of the Communist Manifesto?

They gave it high Marx because it looked at many new Engels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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The hungry hungry hippos always have something to say when other hippos eat as much as they do

They're very hippo critical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Never criticize your wife’s decisions...

Because you were one of them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bones82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I had a newly created job as Corporate Critic...

where I could criticize and demean other employees. But the job was eliminated and I was let go when my co-workers complained about my DISS-POSITION.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Probiotics are a critical part of your diet

The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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The art critic had to see a podiatrist.

He was diagnosed with aesthetes foot. (OC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlappyWhite54
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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In China, you can criticize every Roman numeral from I to X.

But you can't criticize XI.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vshesha
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I don’t know why my wife criticized me for not stretching after exercising.

She knew I was already knotted up about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BawkMcGraw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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A condom manufacturer kept getting criticized because its new gimmicks never did anything for women. So they did what any good company would do and went to the most knowledgeable frog in the world for advice. You know what the frog said?

β€œRibbit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smacksmackums
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Breaking bad was just another critical meth movement.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olfaktorio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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My daughter just hit me with this over dinner.

We're sitting around having dinner, and my wife isn't feeling great about the cooking. My daughter (6) starts critiquing the sauce, talking about what she doesn't like. I told her that sometime you have to read the room and see whether people want their cooking criticized.

She looks at me and says "Dad, you can't read a room if there are no letters in it" and starts giggling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Critic

A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery. An art critic approaches him:
β€œWould you like to hear my professional opinion on your painting?”
β€œSure.”
β€œIt's pretty much worthless.”
β€œI don't mind, you can tell me anyway.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?

They were actually cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What way does a cyclops wing its eyeliner?

It doesn't matter, because Nobody will criticize them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orion_Levy2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Have you heard about the new movie, "Constipation"?

It's not coming out any time soon but early critics are giving it shit reviews.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Has anyone seen the new film about fried eggs?

Apparently it's been panned by critics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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At the zoo there is a famous hippopotamus critic they named Al. There is only one problem.

He is hippo critic Al.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/life_of_loki
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sobrasada1009
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills

No change is expected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limelight_019283
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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