How does a food critic keep their identity a secret?

They use a Nom Nom Nom de Plum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unleashtheducks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What does a critic say at a funeral?

Good mourning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Igotsadog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What do you call an insane critic?

Judgemental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What did book critics think of the Communist Manifesto?

They gave it high Marx because it looked at many new Engels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I had a newly created job as Corporate Critic...

where I could criticize and demean other employees. But the job was eliminated and I was let go when my co-workers complained about my DISS-POSITION.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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The art critic had to see a podiatrist.

He was diagnosed with aesthetes foot. (OC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlappyWhite54
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Critic

A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery. An art critic approaches him:
β€œWould you like to hear my professional opinion on your painting?”
β€œSure.”
β€œIt's pretty much worthless.”
β€œI don't mind, you can tell me anyway.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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At the zoo there is a famous hippopotamus critic they named Al. There is only one problem.

He is hippo critic Al.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/life_of_loki
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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A movie about Janitors impressed critics.

Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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I saw a critic of dramatic musicals pick up some women. He's a smooth opera rater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KickballJesus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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I’m a professional critic

Name a profession

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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A sculpture of an expert art critic could be considered an artificial art official
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoelessdrummer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2015
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Somewhere, right now, there is a night club where critics are raving. (X-post from r/showerthoughts)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/__Wolfson__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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According to critics of fundamental components of German cuisine

The wurst part is the sausage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeywithanr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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What did the mute film critic say to the blind guy?
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2015
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At two weeks old, my daughter is already a critic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LabCoatz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2013
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A movie about janitors wowed critics.

Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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