How does a food critic keep their identity a secret?
They use a Nom Nom Nom de Plum
What do you call an insane critic?
Judgemental
What did book critics think of the Communist Manifesto?
They gave it high Marx because it looked at many new Engels.
I had a newly created job as Corporate Critic...
where I could criticize and demean other employees. But the job was eliminated and I was let go when my co-workers complained about my DISS-POSITION.
The art critic had to see a podiatrist.
He was diagnosed with aesthetes foot. (OC)
Critic
A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery. An art critic approaches him:
“Would you like to hear my professional opinion on your painting?”
“Sure.”
“It's pretty much worthless.”
“I don't mind, you can tell me anyway.”
At the zoo there is a famous hippopotamus critic they named Al. There is only one problem.
He is hippo critic Al.
A movie about Janitors impressed critics.
Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.
I saw a critic of dramatic musicals pick up some women. He's a smooth opera rater.
A sculpture of an expert art critic could be considered an artificial art official
According to critics of fundamental components of German cuisine
The wurst part is the sausage.
Somewhere, right now, there is a night club where critics are raving. (X-post from r/showerthoughts)
What did the mute film critic say to the blind guy?
A movie about janitors wowed critics.
Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.
