Penitentiary Puns

A list of puns related to "Penitentiary"

If my toddler misbehaves I sentence him to an hour in the

play-penitentiary.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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What did they do when they caught the worker stealing office supplies?

They sent him to the PENitentiary

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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When packing for her trip to Costa Rica...

Girlfriend: what am I going to do with all of these pens?

Me: Put them in the penitentiary!

Groans

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👤︎ u/SeashellBob
📅︎ Dec 05 2015
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Been sharing it ever since

Dad: Have you heard about the concrete truck that hit the penitentiary up the road?

Me: No, I haven't.

Dad: 12 hardened criminals escaped.

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👤︎ u/suedestacks
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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