I was thinking about applying for the job at the factory that makes kitchen furniture, but I was afraid it would be counter productive.
my birthday would be 24/7
He really is in his prime.
I just bought a TV that said “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!
That’s just unpresidented
I was taking home $25,000 dollars a week.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
The man approaches a baker and says "excuse me, do you serve crab cakes here?"
The baker replies "no, we do not."
Saddened, the man lifts up the crab and says "what a shame... it's his cake day."
Now I drink all alone.
"...put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end!"
Shame, you'll dialogue!
I said it's a shame because they're so pretty. I guess they weren't made for use, but just for looks.
"...lania."
But I think it’s just my fatherly figure.
He was grounded.
Already Reddit
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
.... is how you write it in Roman numerals.
I guess they aren't a very poplar.
... then we could call them Rambo's.
It's a shame it's not gaining any momentum.
Its a shame they'll never meet.
I just bought a TV and it says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!
It’d be a shame if someone put an S in front of it and an E behind it.
