r/funny refugee
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📅︎ May 16 2020
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How do you call a refugee from iran? An I ran
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📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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My dad on the refugee crisis

Aunt: "1 in 300 Syrian refugees are plants."

Dad: "The others are animals."

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👤︎ u/msherman0
📅︎ Dec 10 2015
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No more jokes about the refugee crisis everybody...

...it's a Syria's situation.

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📅︎ Nov 22 2015
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So how did you escape Iraq?

Refugee: I ran!

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👤︎ u/TechNippon
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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My dadjoke senses started tingling in class the other day.

So we were discussing the recent refugee crisis in class a few days ago. One girl said:"It's going to be pretty hard in winter for them, because there arent a lot of proper shelters." So I loudly claimed :"Yeah the situation is getting pretty IN TENTS!" Reaction: Teacher laughed, some students cringed and most people didnt listen...

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👤︎ u/kron-y
📅︎ Dec 01 2015
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Too far.

While listening to NPR the reporter is talking about an attack on a refugee camp and cuts to a audio clip of a man who was there during the attack and says something along the lines of "People where in pieces. Everyone was running so I grabbed my childs hand and ran." immediately my dad cuts in with "WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE CHILD?" After he realized what he had actually just said we agreed that sorta joke was off limits.

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👤︎ u/Spike92
📅︎ Jul 24 2014
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