Why was the broken door crazy?

It was unhinged.

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Why were people afraid of the walking door?

Because it was unhinged

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📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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My son looked at me with a silly grin and asked, "What do you and an antique door have in common?" I shrugged and replied, "I haven't a clue, what?" He explained...

"You're both worth more than you used to be, even though you're unhinged and your knobs don't work!"

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Issa rabbit
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How does a door respond if you bust it down?

It becomes unhinged

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📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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Why was the cabinet maker fired on his first day?

He just couldn't get a handle on it

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Feb 24 2017
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Look out, that door has a mind of its own.

It's unhinged

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👤︎ u/machi_koro
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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My wife created designer doors until it drove her crazy and she quit.

She went completely unhinged.

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