Why was the broken door crazy?
It was unhinged.
Why were people afraid of the walking door?
Because it was unhinged
My son looked at me with a silly grin and asked, "What do you and an antique door have in common?" I shrugged and replied, "I haven't a clue, what?" He explained...
"You're both worth more than you used to be, even though you're unhinged and your knobs don't work!"
How does a door respond if you bust it down?
It becomes unhinged
Why was the cabinet maker fired on his first day?
He just couldn't get a handle on it
Look out, that door has a mind of its own.
It's unhinged
My wife created designer doors until it drove her crazy and she quit.
She went completely unhinged.
