Cleaning your cat's litter box is a lot like sifting gold except for 1 thing

the prize is a lot crappier...literally.

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📅︎ May 25 2020
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I was sifting through my plans, but they fell through.
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📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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(cross post) I tried to come up with a pun for flour and sugar but I forgot.

I'll have to sift through my mind to find it.

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This one is a doozy - Conversation between my dad and his uncle with Parkinson's Disease.

One summer my dad who was a jack of all trades construction worker type, my cousin that's an electrician and my dad's uncle who had Parkinson's disease were all working on an electrical project at my Uncles house. Replacing a power meter is pretty dangerous if the power is not shut off and if you touch the wrong thing, it could very easily kill you.

So here these three men are. My electrician cousin says "Okay, don't friggin touch me. I gotta slide this washer on here and if I touch the sides, I'll fry." So as he's doing this, he's shaking because he's nervous. Eventually he stops to take a breather and my uncle says "Give me that thing." To which my dad responds "Are you crazy? This is not a job for Parkinson's"

My uncle gets kinda bummed and says something about not being able to do anything anymore and my dad tries to cheer him up by saying "Oh come on, there are plenty jobs you can have, Rick".

My uncle says "Yea, like what?"

My dad responds "I dunno... Sifting."

My uncle laughed harder than I had seen him laugh in a long time.

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📅︎ Aug 28 2013
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Been having hot flashes & night sweats

BF: Maybe you're doing this? (picks up handful of coins, starts sifting through them)

Me: What?

BF: Going through the change

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📅︎ Apr 25 2014
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