Wether Puns

Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"

Just run with it. It doesn’t matter.

For instance, metal-heads are pretty damn dense.

I'm sorry (not really)

my dad: it is so muggy out that the air beat me up took all my money and left me for dead.

For my highschool, Prom is this weekend. A group of friends asked the guy behind me in class wether or not he was going. He said no. He then said...

"I promise to go next year"

Then I turned around and said...

"Oh. You... PROM-ise to go next year?"

He said yeah then went back to work. 5 seconds later he slowly looked up at me with the "really?" Expression.

Worth it.

We’ve been having a bad spell of wether.

About wether our child will be left or right handed. My wife:“Maybe he’ll be ambidextrous!” Me: “That would be handy”

Last night at a restaurant, my son started to spell out things he wanted. Wether it was to annoy us, or keep my 4 year old daughter in the dark on the different kinds of ice cream, he succeeded on both fronts. Anyways, my wife goes "Enough, stop!". And he proceeds to go " e-n-o-u-g-h s-t-o-p". Then I chime in and say "one more time, and your in trouble, you are very annoying, use your words".

After a blank look on his face for a few seconds, the kind he and I both get when we are plotting something, he looks at me and simply says..... " Okay"

Of wether

...of wether.