"Wether its 2 or 4 legs prissy is expensive" -my dad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/p33p331nmyb00t
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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TIL you can determine wether or not a person is stupid based on their taste in music.

For instance, metal-heads are pretty damn dense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0NSTABEL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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I think we're in for a bad spell of wether

I'm sorry (not really)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahturkleton
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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my father got me the other day when the wether was rather muggy out side.

my dad: it is so muggy out that the air beat me up took all my money and left me for dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karllanddown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
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A promise

For my highschool, Prom is this weekend. A group of friends asked the guy behind me in class wether or not he was going. He said no. He then said...

"I promise to go next year"

Then I turned around and said...

"Oh. You... PROM-ise to go next year?"

He said yeah then went back to work. 5 seconds later he slowly looked up at me with the "really?" Expression.

Worth it.

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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My wife and I were worried....

About wether our child will be left or right handed. My wife:β€œMaybe he’ll be ambidextrous!” Me: β€œThat would be handy”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draxden
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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It’s been rainning for three weeks straight.

We’ve been having a bad spell of wether.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadesofgabe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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My 7 year old is the hero we all need..

Last night at a restaurant, my son started to spell out things he wanted. Wether it was to annoy us, or keep my 4 year old daughter in the dark on the different kinds of ice cream, he succeeded on both fronts. Anyways, my wife goes "Enough, stop!". And he proceeds to go " e-n-o-u-g-h s-t-o-p". Then I chime in and say "one more time, and your in trouble, you are very annoying, use your words".

After a blank look on his face for a few seconds, the kind he and I both get when we are plotting something, he looks at me and simply says..... " Okay"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilbandit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2016
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I think we're in for a bad spell...

Of wether

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arcadianchef
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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We're about to have a bad spell...

...of wether.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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