Turns out our Lyft driver is a sheepherder

He said he'll be here in two shakes of a lamb's tailpipe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatch17
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Dad and the sheepherder

Today I drove my father to physical therapy. We passed a field full of sheep and the shepherd was walking along the fence. I said "It looks like he is counting them", my dad says to me "probably came out to count them, but now he is just sleep walking".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheriff1980
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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