If you tend sheep then you are a shepherd. If you tend cow then you are.....
The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What did the farmer yell to the shepherds who ran away after their flocks ate all his grass?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard, and taking poops on my flower bed.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Where did the shepherd take his sheep after it got lost and nearly died of hypothermia?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
They asked shepherd
- "How many sheep do you have?"
- "I don't know. Every time I start counting them, I fall asleep."
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I bought a German shepherd today and named him Lord.
Now I can truly say the Lord is my shepherd
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Do you know what one shepherd said to the other shepherd?
Let's get the flock out of here.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What does a shepherd tell their sheep when they get testy?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I painted a German Shepherd
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?"
"I'm a spy"
"A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"
A shepherds spy.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Sheepdog: That's all 50 sheep Shepherd: What? We should have only 47
Sheepdog: I know, I rounded them up
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Why did they call Greenpeace when the shepherd died ?
Greenpeace can stop Wailing Sheeps (Whaling Ships)
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︎ Apr 24 2020
This German shepherd comes has a poo on my lawn every day !
Yesterday he brought a dog along
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︎ Apr 01 2020
I know that Shepherdβs Pies donβt contain Shepherds and Cottage Pies arenβt made from cottages, but with meat pies...
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Why did the little shepherd go to the hospital?
...because he had a little staff (staph).
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︎ Mar 17 2020
How do German Shepherds greet each other?
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︎ Nov 03 2018
Shepherd: Did you get all the sheep in?
Sheepdog: Yep. All 30 of them.
Shepherd: We've only got 28 sheep.
Sheepdog: I rounded them up.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
You know what my Australian Shepherd's favorite cheese is?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
I'd tell you about my German Shepherd shedding in the carpet
But it's really just a doggy shag story.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
A group of shepherds committed suicide last night. They heard the song βthere will never be another you.β
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︎ Apr 14 2019
The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an asshole and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"
And the sheep goes "You herd me!"
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︎ May 14 2019
How do you greet a German Shepherd in their native language?
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︎ Oct 25 2018
What did the shepherd exclaim after the snow storm?
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︎ Mar 31 2019
A friend of mine is a shepherd.
He asked me if I'd help his round up his sheep.
I asked, "how many sheep do you have?"
"67", he said.
"Ok then", I said, "70".
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︎ Mar 05 2019
I was bitten by a German Shepherd last week.
He caught me stealing a sheep from his farm in DΓΌsseldorf.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
German Shepherd
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︎ Nov 03 2015
Is it called a ewe turn because that's what happens when one sees a pervy shepherd coming?
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︎ Mar 14 2018
How do you know if your dog is an Australian Shepherd?
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︎ Aug 27 2018
Q: What did one shepherd say to the other after seeing a wolf in the distance?
Let's get the flock out of here.
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︎ Oct 23 2015
What did the sheep say to the shepherd?
Stop it! You're herding me!!
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︎ Jul 10 2017
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"
The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."
The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
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︎ Dec 11 2016
Red sky at night: shepherdβs delight. Blue sky at night:
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight
meat and potatoes, shepherd's pie.
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︎ Jul 06 2017
What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd?
Let's get the flock outta here.
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︎ Jun 22 2017
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