I once saw a man squatting behind a grave. “Morning!” I said.
“No, just having a shit” he said
Two homeless fellas are squatting in an abandoned house down the road.
I guess it's cheaper than a gym membership.
I saw a woman squatting behind her car on the roadside the other day, and I thought to myself...
That’s a funny place to lift weights.
Sometimes I squat down, hold my knees to my chest, and lean forward
Because that’s how I roll.
My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape
It's a big step forward for her
If you squat on a stump and take a dump....
Is it considered a toilet-tree?
7yo daughter told me this one; How do lazy people stay in shape?
I don’t know how you guys get home every night but, I squat down, put my head between my knees and fall forward.
My 8yr old daughter got me with "I can breathe under water"
She filled a cup of water placed it on her head and began to violently and rapidly breathe in and out. The force is strong with her.
It is purple/red and makes a nibbling sound when you squat in the grass
What do you call a software engineer doing squats?
Squats are a pain in the ass.
I put the dumbbells on the rack after finishing a set of squats.
It was a big weight off my shoulders.
I saw a German man squat down the other day to pick something up
Every day I squat down, tuck my head between my knees and lean forward.
Old [and lazy] guy at work says, “you know what work out is best for lazy people?”
“Diddly squat”. Dead pan serious as he says it too.
I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my legs and lean forward.
The powerlifter skipped leg day again.
I once grabbed a slippery soap...
It got out of hand pretty quickly
The other day my friend asked me what my favourite workout was
I said, "jack squat, I do it all day".
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
What do you call a bunch of seniors with bad knees and poor vision?
Squeaky squat squad squinting
What’s Ned Flanders’ favorite exercise?
Three year old got me again.
Came home from work, squatted down, held out my arms and asked my son where my hug was. Without missing a beat he looks over his shoulder and says, "I don't see it anywhere."
I always wondered why my dog has to stop and sniff a ton of things for ages on our daily walks...
...and then it dawned on me she's just checking her peemail.
I suppose this morning's half-hearted squat to pee while moving was a reply-all.
What do you call a dad sitting with super strong legs?
I'm lazy but still went to the gym...
Did a bunch of diddly squats.
At the gym on a date with a lawyer
We had finished squats and were moving on to the next exercise. I told her:
Your Honor, I request permission to approach the bench.
She didn't find it as funny as I did.
Was walking the dog this morning.
I figured out that our heeler is part alien, because he leaves crap circles instead of crop circles.
(he gets so excited on walks that he doesn't "squat still", instead going in a circle)
One my dad just used on me
I asked my dad if he could make me a sandwhich and he said, "i dont know, that sounds pretty hard to do. Let me try." He then squated, put his arms out, and wiggled his fingers at me and then said" BOOM, you are now a sandwhich!"
Staying in shape.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward!
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
What kind of exercise do lazy people do ?
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
How to lazy people exercise?
New to me.
Sometimes I squat on the floor, hold my knees and lean forward.
Because that's how I roll.
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