Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in prison?

I'll tell you thisβ€” It ain't over easy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Adult diapers

My mom was giving me grief about how she used to change my diapers and stuff, to which I replied 'watch it, I'll be changing yours in a few years'

Dad (from the next room): glad to hear you volunteer to to that. It's a real... load...off my back.

Me: that's a pretty... dumpy ...way to treat your son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahifuck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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