Tubby Puns

A list of puns related to "Tubby"

Tubby or not tubby?

Fat is the question

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👤︎ u/greenking2000
📅︎ Oct 13 2017
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What do you call a Teletubbie that has just been mugged?

Tubbie

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👤︎ u/mrjaxson1111
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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What's the different between a Teletubbie and an overweight Telemark skier?

One is a Teletubbie and the other is a Tubbie Tele.

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👤︎ u/JhonKa
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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What do you call a Teletubbie that’s just been robbed?

Tubbie.

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👤︎ u/Cleatus029
📅︎ Mar 19 2018
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Got my girlfriend to groan really loud with this one

We were talking about her cat and it went something like this:

Me: Is your cat spayed?
Her: Yep, poor Tubbie (the cat's name) has no uterus.
Me: Really? I thought they would have just tied her tubes instead of giving her a full "Hiss-terectomy"
Her: Groans for days

I am not yet a dad but one day I think I'll be decent at it.

Edit: formatting

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👤︎ u/Joeisthinking
📅︎ Oct 26 2014
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Tubby or not tubby?

Fat is the question

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👤︎ u/greenking2000
📅︎ Oct 12 2017
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