They're finally spilling the beans
I killed an entire container of garbanzo bean spread.
If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...
Does that make them Coffinated?
Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good
What is a straight guy’s favorite kind of beans?
What's the best tool for grinding beans for iced coffee?
What is the difference of a dog and a can of baked beans?
Well you see, the resemblance is un-canny.
Why was the bean upset with his partner's gift to him?
2 female beans are in love.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Okay guys. Who spilled the bean?
Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
He got it at a second hand store...
What did the black bean say to the white bean?
"Hey dude, how've you bean?"
I just spilt baked beans everywhere.
In Heinz-sight, that was a bad idea
How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?
239.
Because one more would be too farty.
Why did the Irishman make beans with 239 beans?
Cause 1 more would be 240 (read in an Irish accent, sounds like too farty)
Why does my son grow like a bean?
What kind of beans do cannibals eat?
what do you get when you cross a swamp monster with a bean?
The creature from the black legume!
“There’s Bean an Accident” — Tee Shirt I Designed
Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they're interrogating.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
Our two buddies Bean and Jack was arrested yesterday for harassing women.
Is anyone interested in my religion that worships pinto beans?
We believe they're holy frijoles!
If coffee comes from coffee beans, where does alcohol come from?
Making beans
My grandfather used to say when making baked beans you need to use exactly 239. Anymore and they would be too farty
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
Why didn't the pharaoh eat beans?
Because then he'd be Tootin'-khamun
Did you know there are exactly 239 beans in Irish stew?
Any more and it would be two farty...
Why did the Scotsman only eat 239 beans?
Because if he had one more he’d be (Scottish accent) two farty.
Ever since the Death Star blew up, Anakin has taken to the NY Stock Exchange
Pirates of the carib bean
It's bean long since I've heard a classic pun.
What happened to the baked beans that took a trip around Australia?
Someone told me to spill the beans
I said not unless you're gonna clean it up
Ever wonder what happened to the Jolly Green Giant?
What do you call peanuts with guns?
I successfully crossbred a human and a coffee plant
The first human bean is here
What is a bag of beans you can't eat?
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face
Ivanka Trump: What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Daddy never had a Garbanzo bean on his face.
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