Doctor: β€œYou’ve damaged several muscles including your calf and your quad.”

Patient: β€œIs that true, or are you just pulling my leg?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitroade24h
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What do you call a quad amputee floating in the ocean?

Bob...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fthisguy69420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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(At yoga class) Instructor: "Any requests?"

Student 1: "Left quads please, and left shin" Student 2: "Never forget left day"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My girlfriends's dadjoke on computer specs completely blindsided us last night.

"I wonder if quad core or duo core matters much..."

"Well, Apple's have a single core, and they run fine."

*Cue groaning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cofenn
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2015
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Who is Everything?

A coworker is leaving for a one-month vacation and he's having a hell of a time finishing things up with our drones before he leaves. Unrelatedly, he's starting to grow bored of my bad jokes.

Co: "Man, screw these quads, I hate everything."

Me: "Who is Everything? I haven't met him, does he work here? Either way, you should apologize, you probably hurt his feelings."

Co: "Really man? I'm really not going to miss this next month."

Me: "Apologize to This, you probably hurt his feelings too."

Coworker groaned and was silent for the next ten minutes.

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