how much does a roof cost ?

nothing - it’s on the house

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/romnewz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2021
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snidawgg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2021
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What concert costs only 45 cents to go to?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

I don’t know, but it must be through the roof.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zavoybrown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2021
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A cemetery nearby just raised its burial cost...

they blamed it on the cost of living.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2021
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In Jamaica, a slice of apple pie costs about $3.50. In the Bahamas, it costs about $4.00.

Those are the pie rates of the caribbean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AbnormalElephant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2021
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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shdchko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $1.50. In Cuba, they're just $1 each

These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Moose_Winchester
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2021
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How much do a pirates earrings cost?

A buck an ear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2021
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Bird seed costs $25. Some people think it's expensive.

But I think it's cheep cheep cheep

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/peterburk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2021
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In the Bahamas a piece of pie costs $2.75, in Jamaica a pice of pie costs $3.25.

Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The-Outcazt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2021
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My wife was fixing the length of my son's pants and I asked her how much that cost, was it a Chris, Luke or Liam?

She looked at me confused and said "What?"

I said, "I want to know how much that hem is worth."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notathrowaway2937
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2021
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When my wife and I started dating, I took her on a date that cost an arm and a leg.

I guess you could say I went out on a limb for her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2021
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Sister: we'll also need to find out about how much a new roof costs.

Me: contractors do that for free. Sister: really? Me: yeah, it's on the house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spikey_mikey_86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2021
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The Doc is giving away treatments to remove boils at no cost

He's a freelancer

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dvd86er
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2021
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which doctor? πŸ€”
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/el0ise-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2021
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I hear astronaut schools are now accepting cats, and it only costs $2...

It's a catastrophe

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NGEddie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2021
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I figured out why teslas cost so much.

It’s because they charge a lot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guitasketball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2021
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It will cost a buccaneer!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shadowsnipeeee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kevin407
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2020
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How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?

One Buck.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2020
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I tried renting a bounce house yesterday. The cost was twice as much as last year...

That’s inflation for you!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2021
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The one time I took a librarian on a date, she cost me a bloody fortune.

My own fault though, I kept her out too long.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cecil_the_wonderdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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Captain Hook was upset about the cost of his ear piercings.

But it was only a buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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A new disease is sweeping the world. It's a type of nostril infection, very costly to test for

But one man, born with extra sensitive smelling, has been providing free exams to the public to eradicate this new threat. Dr. Theodore Nose of UCH Hospital has a long line of patients waiting every morning, wanting the incredible accuracy of this man.

And as his secretary says...

No one's nose knows noses like Nose's nose knows noses.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRichTookItAll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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How much does it cost to get your ears pierced in Tampa Bay?

A Buccaneer

Good win for them tonight.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NaviSkater
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2021
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How much does it cost for Santa to park his sleigh

Nothing! It’s on the house!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Candid-Engineering25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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They say the cost to build Yankee Stadium was just over $2 billion

But that's just a ballpark figure

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2021
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Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.

I guess, that's inflation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2020
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DOGE
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AwaitingCombat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2021
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why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can see the battlefield

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hier_Is_Sven
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
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How much does Santa’s sleigh cost?

Nothing ... it’s on the house.

(Ho Ho Ho)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stompya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2020
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How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing; it’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hamlet_71
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing, it’s on the house

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SalaMOnkaDo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2021
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickeback

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/decentname99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing it’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YayGettel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/5x13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

It’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CheddarCheese-Chan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scoop_My_Poop63923
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
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Pecan pie costs 3$ in Jamaica, but it costs $4 in Cuba

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Low_Acanthisitta6716
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xIR0NPULSE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2021
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What music concert costs only 45 cents?

It's 50 Cent featuring nickleback.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/its_zack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2021
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A steak pie will cost you $2.50 in Jamaica, in Barbados its $3

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Im_In-corg-nito
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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"What concert costs just 45 cents?"

"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SwissCheeto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2020
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itiswhatitiskid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it’s on the house!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fatherfinger420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2020
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How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?

nothing, its on the house

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/growupyall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26 2020
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