Seems like the sock market has crashed
Carrying all that water around is heavy!
That's money poured right down the drain.
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
It’s on the house.
It’s because they charge a lot.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
That’s inflation for you!
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
A buccaneer.
But that's just a ballpark figure
Nothing! It’s on the house!
I guess, that's inflation.
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
One Buck.
Nothing ... it’s on the house.
(Ho Ho Ho)
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The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
It was a grand piano.
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
An idEA
An arm and a leg. Luckily, he talked them down to half price.
They just ransomware.
She replied, “ lol ok.”
Then I told her, “an apple pie cost $3.00 in the Bahamas...”
She asked, “ Are we going to these places?”
I said, “ No, honey. These are just the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.”
I knead one of those!!
I said "well, she just dropped it, so I'm gonna guess it's floor dollars."
My daughter actually gave me a fist bump for that one, which she now denies doing.
Inflation.
A lot of expenses are in curd.
A song by 50cent ft Nickelback
"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
Nothing, it’s on the house!
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Nothing, it's on the house.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
nothing, its on the house
Nothing, it's on the house
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Nothing. It's on the house
A Buccaneer
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
Because of inflation!
Nothing - it’s on the house
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
