Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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First day of class, professor joke

First day of the new semester. I'm at my first class, Experimental Statistics. The professor is going over the syllabus and everything then stops for us to do an "exercise."

He tells us to turn to the person next to us and ask them to marry us.

(If you must know, the guy on side me said no. Apparently it was something I said.)

We start to quiet down and wait for the explanation of why 1000 students just asked each other to marriage.

The professor said that it was important for his students to be engaged during class.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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Is it longer to run from first base to second base, or second base to third base?

Second to third. Because there's a shortstop in the middle.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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My daughter was looking at her sleeping pet dog, Max, and asked, "Daddy, do dogs have dreams?"

"Of course they do, sweetheart," I replied, "When Max was a puppy he wanted to grow up to play shortstop for the New York Yankees!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Why does it take longer to get from 2nd base to 3rd than from 1st to 2nd?

Because there is a shortstop in between.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amie71
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why does it take longer to get from 2nd to 3rd base than it is to get from 1st to 2nd in a game of baseball?

Because there’s a shortstop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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My roommate recited a joke from his grandpa.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there's a Shortstop in between!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zito2494
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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